|Mom comes out of the bathroom|
|Mom:||Are you on your period??|
|Me:||Yeah I am, sadly|
|Mom:||Exactly! You could be making me a grandma right now! By 20 I already had you! You're behind!|
|Me:||MOM! NO! I haven't even started yet, calm down! Not my fault you got busy early!|
|Mom:||Shut up you're mean!|
|Let me remind you that is the same lady who's been on my case about school, getting a job, and losing weight.|
|Yet, she wants me to have a kid already?! No! I'm just starting to live my life, I don't need a boyfriend nor a baby to be happy like damn!|
everyone has that one celebrity where no matter how shitty of a day you’re having just seeing their face or hearing their voice makes you smile and for that split second you forget about your reality and are taken away to that made up world in your head where it’s just you and them
I still can’t figure out which one is my favorite
omg EMMA WHEN DID YOU DO THIS SHOOT?
Imma let you finish but…
Nothing tops Sigourney. Nothing.
Crossdressing will always be amazing. :)
I went to go see Mr. Peabody & Sherman with my younger brother today and it what so cute! Ty Burrell aka Phil Dunphy voiced Mr. Peabody and I loved it!
So many puns! My favorite one was when they’re in Egypt and Mr. Peabody says “you’re in deNILE” ROFL!
The best part was when things happened that make Mr. Peabody say “I came here to get you Sherman before you touch yourself!” ALL THE ADULTS LAUGHED SO HARD!! Best animated movie after Frozen and The Lego Movie!
David. Marry. Jeremy. Erm…right.
Date. David. Marry. *screams*
Sex. Doctor. Colin. Well.
"Colin Love Trip". I’m crying.
Dinner. Doctor. Love.
Dinner, Tardis, Doctor!!!
The more powerful and perfect better version of “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
FUCKING FUCK MOTHER OF ALL GODLY FUCK
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL
BRENDON WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME
JESUS GOD BRENDON
i hate you Brendon
Even if you aren’t really a fan, you should listen to this, it sounds so beautiful this way
BrENDON, No WaHt, bRendoOOnon