i thought i had experienced joy before but then i saw magic mike xxl
i was wine mom drunk when i made this post but i stand by it, magic mike xxl was a transformative experience, but do you know what was the only portion of the evening which was not a fully 100% joyous experience? getting home and trying to explain to my male flatmate why i was so psyched about this stripper movie and saying things like NO-ONE CALLED ANYONE A BITCH, NO-ONE MADE FUN OF ANYONE’S BODY, THERE WAS AN ENTIRE STRIP ROUTINE DONE WITH THE GOAL OF MAKING A GIRL SMILE, ALL THE WOMEN WERE HAPPY AND HAVING FUN, JADA PINKETT SMITH CALLED ALL THE GIRLS QUEENS, IN A WHOLE MOVIE ABOUT STRIPPERS AND CASUAL SEX NO-ONE CALLED ANYONE A BITCH and he was like why are you so intense about this and i was like I DON’T KNOW GARETH YOU TELL ME
fucking gareth
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| aries: | action movies |
| taurus: | coffee |
| gemini: | the illuminati |
| cancer: | gays |
| leo: | chris evans |
| virgo: | social justice |
| libra: | aesthetics |
| scorpio: | memes |
| sagittarius: | bands |
| capricorn: | netflix |
| aquarius: | aliens |
| pisces: | conspiracy theories |
| art hoe: | cancer, aries, aquarius, capricorn |
| babygirl: | pisces, leo, libra, taurus |
| feminist bitch: | scorpio, sagittarius, gemini, virgo |
“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday.
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I can’t sleep someone tell me a story
I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked
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“can men and women be just friends?”
yeah if you dont socialize boys from birth to only see women as sex partners/objects and normalize healthy non-sexual/romantic friendships between men and womenThank you!
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MY DAD’S DOG IS SCARED OF THE PUPPIES
HOW MANY DOGS AND PUPPIES ARE IN THIS VIDEO
*slams fist on table* NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF CONTENT
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That last gif, though.
I KNOW capitalism and politicians are all pieces of shit, I get it, but this is a really important part of Australia’s political history because a woman in power just unapologetically slayed a misogynistic male in power on national TV and it was really cool.
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listening to lana del rey late at night is scary I feel like my room is going to fill with fog and she’s going to walk slowly towards me and I’ll be defenseless
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i hate listening to tiny white girls talk about how theyre so carefree aobut their appearance like the ones that are like “idk how to do makeup but i just smear on some shit on my eyes” like do yall not understand that you could smear literal shit on your face and people will still see you as the highest form of beauty solely because youre white and thin
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| me watching 20 min/episode shows: | it's been 4 days and i've finished all 7 seasons |
| me watching 40 min/episode shows: | it's been 8 months and i've seen 3 episodes and a half |
why won’t people understand that i don’t need to constantly do stuff to have fun like i can just lay in bed and stare @ the ceiling for 3 hours and have the time of my life
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